JackCypher
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Agree as also a Mercedes owner the Mercedes lane/distance keeping cruise control is the best of both worlds. It's a very good co-pilot taking care of the nuances of lane and car-to-car positioning without taking over complete control of the car....without watching YOUWhy I can’t stand FSD on the highway:
Every long highway drive ends the same way: Me wondering if anyone at Tesla actually uses this out on the open road/highways across US or if it just learned from the worst drivers on the roads.
Here’s what consistently ruins it for me:
- Lane changes are hesitant and jerky. It wiggles side to side before committing instead of just… changing lanes like a human would.
- Passing behavior is late and inefficient. It waits until it’s right up on the slower car, slows down, then decides to change lanes. I’d much rather it anticipate earlier and maintain speed.
- Mid-pass hesitation is a real problem. After changing lanes to pass, once I’m alongside the slower car, it often slows down and matches their speed. I end up stuck driving next to them until I press the accelerator.
- Post-pass slowdowns make no sense. Once it moves back in front of a car it just passed, it frequently slows down again instead of holding speed.
- It cannot hold a steady speed. Especially on hills. It doesn’t add power proactively, so speed constantly rises and falls, disrupting traffic and irritating drivers around me. I can't tell you how many times I have to hit the accelerator and tell it to speed up. Too many times per drive!
- Speed control is bizarrely rigid. We need manual speed control back. Period. Tesla does not know better here. On long trips in a 65 mph zone, I like going 70. Standard insists on 72. Chill insists on 67. There’s no way to simply set the speed I actually want. Chill is too slow for me. Standard makes me feel like I'm having to keep an eye out for cops now instead of getting to relax and cruise.
- Manual lane change commands are unreliable. When I tap the stalk, it often doesn’t respond immediately — and sometimes it doesn’t respond at all.
- Speed-limit changes are handled poorly. Sometimes it doesn’t react at all. Other times it reacts aggressively with full regen instead of a smooth adjustment — which repeatedly wakes sleeping passengers on road trips.
- When it doesn’t slow enough for speed changes, I end up scrolling down to Chill and back to Standard just to force it to reset to the usual “5 over” behavior… again with abrupt regen and zero smoothness.
Because of all this, I can’t actually relax. I’m constantly intervening — tapping the accelerator, scrolling modes, nudging lane changes — which completely defeats the purpose of using FSD.
For comparison, I genuinely enjoy using the “dumb” adaptive cruise control in my Mercedes more. I set one exact speed and it holds it uphill and downhill. Lane changes happen instantly when I tap the turn signal. Auto lane changes pass sooner instead of tailgating first. No random slowdowns. When speed changes — automatic or manual — they’re smooth and predictable.
As a result, I can actually relax more in that car on long trips than I can using FSD in the Cybertruck. With FSD, it feels like constant active management and babysitting — not autonomy.
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