Tesla caught in a "meteor shower" - FSD for the SAVE!

[FarAway]

No, not an update from Elon's space roadster but from an unlucky Tesla driver, whose car is reportedly struck by a meteor while speeding down the highway. With the driver incapacitated, FSD slows and then safely pulls the car over. The driver and passengers would not have fared so well if a basic cruise control was in use. FSD saves!

"Tesla, the safest car in a meteor shower."

 

[hemiarch]

That’s awesome

 

[dalton108]

No, not an update from Elon's space roadster but from an unlucky Tesla driver, whose car is reportedly struck by a meteor while speeding down the highway. With the driver incapacitated, FSD slows and then safely pulls the car over. The driver and passengers would not have fared so well if a basic cruise control was in use. FSD saves!

"Tesla, the safest car in a meteor shower."

When is the one-upsmanship going to end? I show one (probably speciously) dodging a plane and you’re like, “hold my beer!” 🫤

 

[hemiarch]

Tune in next week for “FSD, under the Israeli iron dome”

 

[CyberGus]

When is the one-upsmanship going to end?

Do you think the cantrails would hold on?

 

[dalton108]

Do you think the cantrails would hold on?

Oh, yeah???!!! Well, she survives! Thanks to FSD! Or, at least I think she does; I can never really get to the end.

 

[hemiarch]

Oh, yeah???!!! Well, she survives thanks to FSD! Or, at least I think she does I can never really get to the end.

I fall asleep every time too. Lol

 

[dalton108]

I fall asleep every time too. Lol

Umm. Yeah, that’s it. I fall asleep at the same scene every time. Yup!

 

[hemiarch]

Gets very boring after that though

 

[dalton108]

Gets very boring after that though

I mean, there’s a huge climax at the end … big explosion. Are we watching the same movie?

 

[hemiarch]

I mean, there’s a huge climax at the end … big explosion. Are we watching the same movie?

I think so. Two sisters? Haunting deep dive into depression and apocalypse using a looming planet as a storytelling device?

 

[dalton108]

I think so. Two sisters? Haunting deep dive into depression and apocalypse using a looming planet as a storytelling device?

There’s a planet sized double entendre in there that you’re missing. I guess that all that stuff that you said happens in there too, but also:

 

[hemiarch]

There’s a planet sized double entendre in there that you’re missing. I guess that all that stuff that you said happens in there too, but also:

Yep. That’s what I did with my mandatory TI-83 too.
“you’ll never learn math without this thing they said. “ “Please go home and tell your parents to sell the family dog and get it.”
Also, “there is no way you’re ALWAYS gonna have a calculator in your pocket”, so learn arithmetic in your head
And, “you will absolutely use cursive writing every day.”