You Can Forget Where You Parked

[jimbaum]

When you’re ready to go, open the Tesla app, tap ‘Smart Summon’ and your Tesla can drive to you, under your supervision.* Using its external cameras to capture a 360-degree view of its surroundings, your vehicle can navigate tight spaces, stop for pedestrians, and maneuver around other vehicles to get to you.

Perfect for when you park far away, or can’t remember where you parked at all.

That is the email I received, and I thought that they were targeting me, a CT owner, thinking that I finally got some ASS! Only to be disappointed that it was a generalized email. But hey - nowhere did I see "Excludes Cybertrucks" so perhaps we are getting close?

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[mongo]

When you’re ready to go, open the Tesla app, tap ‘Smart Summon’ and your Tesla can drive to you, under your supervision.* Using its external cameras to capture a 360-degree view of its surroundings, your vehicle can navigate tight spaces, stop for pedestrians, and maneuver around other vehicles to get to you.

Perfect for when you park far away, or can’t remember where you parked at all.

That is the email I received, and I thought that they were targeting me, a CT owner, thinking that I finally got some ASS! Only to be disappointed that it was a generalized email. But hey - nowhere did I see "Excludes Cybertrucks" so perhaps we are getting close?

How can it be under your supervision if you've forgotten where you parked?

 

[BeachDweller]

I’ve tried ASS on my new 2026 MSP once in my driveway. It refuses to move, saying “Path Obstructed.”
I guess my garage doors are too narrow. They are close enough that I have to retract the mirrors for it (and my CyberBeast) to fit inside.

 

[CyberGus]

It refuses to move, saying “Path Obstructed.”

Yesterday I started FSD from a narrow parking space in a cramped lot. It had to make an 8-point turn to escape, but it managed it

 

[jimbaum]

Yesterday I started FSD from a narrow parking space in a cramped lot. It had to make an 8-point turn to escape, but it managed it

I noticed that when it has to make multi-point turns, it takes a bit....perhaps too cautious?

For example, I can do a 3-point turn, and CT takes over 5 or 6-point turns to complete the same task.

 

[CyberGus]

I noticed that when it has to make multi-point turns, it takes a bit....perhaps too cautious?

For example, I can do a 3-point turn, and CT takes over 5 or 6-point turns to complete the same task.

FSD seems to approach curbs as if they are a wall. I can manually maneuver the nose or tail over a curb until the tires hit, as long as there's no tree there

 

[jimbaum]

FSD seems to approach curbs as if they are a wall. I can manually maneuver the nose or tail over a curb until the tires hit, as long as there's no tree there

True, but I'm talking about within a parking lot, etc., without curbs.

 

[BlueLightning]

We all will experience at least twice in our lifetimes.

Hmmm, where did I park?

Oh, it’s evident where I parked, duh!

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