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Just more Beast-Bashing, it's just plain gotta stop%&+@

Yup, coming in hot, right now!!! Any update is a GOOD update....!

Guys and Gals, Ms. Claus and I are absolutely rolling on the floor laughing and loving the latest updates to Santa Mode. Yesterday morning—on our way to the workshop for a full day of spreading holiday cheer—we experienced the new update for the first time, and from the Claus perspective, the...

Thanks for posting, got it last night. Always thankful for any sort of update. No whining, here. Will try things out, today. Thanks so much, Tesla geniuses.

I just went through the sequence with v14.2.1 and the breakdown was like this: Sloth = spot on speed limit Chill = about 3 miles over Standard = solid 5 miles over Hurry = around 8 miles over Mad Max = no clue, with a tag that reads "Santa RT" we are NOT going there, until Christmas...

IMPRESSED!!! Just put Blitzen through a genuinely serious road-construction gauntlet — the kind of chaotic mess where cars were spilling out of a burger joint, trying to turn onto an adjacent road, then giving up and stopping in the main lane with flashers on, completely blocking traffic...

Okay, TeslaFi now sees it and I am #4 with the logged fleet, not bad. I appreciate it and I will put it to a long distance test, tomorrow.

Likewise, it pushed to me before it even registered on TeslaFi. Still downloading...

Coming in hot but it is doing that crazy, "Downloading 2025.38.9.9 (50%)" and then it dropped down to 3%. I should pull the coming in hot phrase as downloading is not a speed demon. But Santa is grateful for any and all updates. Not every car buyer purchases a vehicle that sits and improves...

We are downloading it RIGHT NOW!

Another example just came to mind. Last year I was using the X-Files LockChime from my USB drive. I used it all summer, then eventually pulled the drive out. Despite that, the truck kept playing the same LockChime… with no USB plugged in. I mentioned it to a Tesla service tech, and he laughed...

I may be wrong, but I’ve felt for some time that there is individual learning going on, and here’s why. Our community sits just off a State Road where the speed limit is 55 mph. Whenever I pulled into the neighborhood—where the limit drops to 20 mph—the Beast would shoot up toward 55 until it...

Okay, Okay...I got carried away with the snow...it is 83 degrees, here, today.

Man oh man… Blitzen got that new FSD update this morning and I swear she woke up with attitude, caffeine, and a commercial pilot license. We’re cruising toward IAH in the pre-dawn dark when Ms. Claus narrows her eyes at the display and mutters, “That’s… aggressive.” I politely suggested the...

Ya Buddy....just completed and I will be driving to George Busch International Airport in 30 minutes, great workout for this latest bit of Cybermagic!!!!

Love the figurine, where did you find that puppy?

Thanks, good to know. I have gotten that feeling that Blitzen is “learning” as when new, I would pull off the road in front of our community at 50 mph and the truck would want to accelerate back up to 50 in our neighborhood, where it is actually 20 mph but the first sign is 100 yards in. It...

Realistically, and rightly so, I don’t think our CT’s will see it for a while being the new kids on the block. And I get it, that is why I almost use FSD exclusively to keep pumping that data up to the Big Computer in the sky. “Input, Input”

You may be correct, but the phrase "not looking sanitary" means that the "uh-uh" factor is greatly increased with the possible culmination resulting in a potential, avoidable disaster. Santa will ponder this modification.

I did not see the photo on the handle afixed to windshield, above...that does not look sanitary.