My hands are still shaking.
Early last night, my wife and I left a business meeting, finding ourselves on a dark, unmarked rural road. The night was absolute—pitch black, the kind of darkness that swallows everything. As I prepared to turn left onto the road, I engaged Blitzen’s Full...
A new software version has been detected on TeslaFi.com for your model
Software version 2024.45.32.20 has been discovered on TeslaFi as a newer version possibly available for your model.
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Guys and gals, I have to say it again: Blitzen the Beast is the most magnificent work of art I have ever driven. And today? This technological marvel just earned 10 more gold stars from Santa himself.
As a long-time equine caregiver, rescuer, and companion, I’ve always had a 4-wheel drive Dodge...
“Something just popped up in the Update Environment—could it be for us?
We don’t want to get too ahead of ourselves, but it’s so much fun keeping our eyes peeled for the Holiday update.
Ho, Ho, Howdy!”
Today, while sitting in the driveway but still on WiFi the Beast updated to 2024.26.7. Same day I was having my new Wall Charger 3 installed. Pulled her in, plugged her in and everything looked good but it stopped charging after a few moments and the charger light turned blue. Have played...
I’m turning to the more experienced among you for advice on alerts and issues that have come up. The other day, I took Blitzen out on the expressway to test Cruise Control. As I exited, several warnings appeared on the screen that I couldn’t read due to heavy traffic. However, when I turned...
I appreciate all the input, here, with ideas and products that keep our CTs looking clean and unique and my personal research has lead me to this:
Jiffys: fingerprint-erasers that conveniently stick anywhere
Restickable, reusable pads that remove fingerprints from Cybertrucks, Video Screens &...